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cotton candied 

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.
I cotton candied myself at work today
cotton candied by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

Cotton Candied 

When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details.
Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.
Cotton Candied by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

Sweet Candied FramedyluF candieD sweetS 

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Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
fake candid by deacon frost November 24, 2014

Like candies 

A term used when you successfully dribble an opponent. Usually abbreviated to "lc".
In Italian the verb "scartare" has more meanings and some translations can be "to discard", "to dribble" and "to unwrap".
In Italian it is said "scartare una caramella" that is "unwrap a candy".
From this, a shortened form "like candies" derives ("like a candy" for the singular)
"Look at that player, he dribbled them like candies!"

In italian: "lo ha scartato come una caramella!"
In english: "he dribbled him like a candy!"

"Ooooooh lc!"
"Look! lc!"
Like candies by DottRosa April 20, 2021