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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.
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bowlingballish 

the feeling one has when one is tripping on DXM (Dextromethorphan cough suppressent). see also: robotrippin
after downing a glass of robotussin and sprite i was feeling a little bowlingballish.
bowlingballish by bsffreak May 20, 2008

Dog Bowling 

A term coined at Crockett disc golf field in Franklin, TN describing the nature of discs that land upside down appearing to look like a dog bowl.
Andrei: Man, I’ve been dog bowling all day. Am I holding the disc wrong?
Elliott: It’s just the trees that keep flipping it over.
Dog Bowling by TheAndreiMusic April 10, 2019

Bowling Ball Grip 

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip
"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg
Bowling Ball Grip by phil23 April 13, 2006

amish bowling 

It’s bowling but the pins are amish people and the ball is your car. Hitting an individual Amish is 10 points while hitting an Amish on a scooter is 15 point. What you really should aim for would have to be the buggy’s because they’re a whopping 25 points each.
Bro what am I supposed to do the bowling alley closed down? That’s easy bro Amish Bowling.

Grand Avenue Bowling 

A recreational sport played by those who drive through West Coconut Grove (Miami), Florida. The object of the game is to avoid those people who place themselves in the middle of Grand Avenue as living bowling pins. They do this for one of two reasons a) they are looking to reap the benefit of an insurance claim or b) are high on crack.

The sport is almost always played after sunset and a participant must take caution while driving Grand Avenue as the pins tend to blend into the night. Special attention must be made during the bonus rounds when residents of the neighborhood take to their bicycles.
Your driving down the road, a black crack head drops out of the dark, you swerve to avoid him but ‘POW’ you've made contact and have just played Grand Avenue Bowling.

Fence Bowling 

A very common activity among teenagers of Tsawwassen, British Columbia, Canada. The perpetrators kick in or body check a person's fence until it is smashed. It makes a boring night fun.
Yo we just bowled the fence at old man Oeuvray's trailer park!
Fence Bowling by Dirty Dirty June 12, 2004