Gentleman's Boner 

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner

Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.

Gentleman's Boner by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012

Writer's Boner 

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.

Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!

Writer's Boner by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Rubik's Boner 

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

Rubik's Boner by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

Wrestler's Boner 

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

Wrestler's Boner by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

nature's boner 

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

nature's boner by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Arby's boner 

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

Arby's boner by Nick47 December 30, 2008