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the bitch 

1. The person in a group who gets assigned undesirable tasks, gets no respect, etc.

2. Slang for the effeminate one in a homosexual relationship.

3. A variant on seven-card stud poker in which the player who is dealt the queen of spades (the Bitch) face-down (if there is one) splits the pot with the winner. If the Bitch is dealt face up, the entire hand is scrapped and redealt from the beginning, keeping the pot as it was when the Bitch appeared.
1. I feel so sorry for him, he's totally the bitch around them.

2. "Wha- I'm the bitch?!"
"Hey, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."

3. Who's up for another round of The Bitch?
the bitch by Artscrafter June 27, 2005
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The Bitch System 

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.
Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.
The Bitch System by 5n10 March 12, 2009

follow the bitch 

slang for "follow the queen", a variation of seven card poker
"ok boys, this ones gonna be follow the bitch - no bitch, no game."
follow the bitch by Mr. B June 1, 2004

What the bitch? 

Used in a state of dismay or disbelief.
I can't find my keys! What the bitch?
What the bitch? by Dorae July 19, 2006

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch 

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

on the bitch 

used to describe someone who is in an elevated state of panic, usually complaining about the actions of others.
Man, Billy's been on the bitch ever since he got in trouble at work.
on the bitch by projectaristotle August 14, 2008

Mitch the Bitch

Mitch the Bitch is a term for a Male/little bitch name Mitchel. Preferably Closs.
Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."

Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
Mitch the Bitch by V-Dubs September 4, 2014