Devils Bagpipes 

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.

i was playing the devils bagpipes

Devils Bagpipes by GregL May 28, 2006

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

rusty bagpipes by Jordan John! December 30, 2005

Scottish bagpipes 

The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.

The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.

Scottish bagpipes by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.

While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

rusty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

Ballachulish bagpipes 

A medical instrument used in the Scottish highlands, up to the early `60´s, to assist in consitpation. It consisted of a large rubber sphere with a 6 inch tube attached. The sphere was filled with luke-warm water and a little amount of liquid soap. The tube would then be attached and pushed gently up your bottom and the contents emptied into your bowels.............the rest came naturally and very quickly.

I got this treatment of the Ballachulish bagpipes as a small child a couple of times.

Ballachulish bagpipes by hardroxz1 August 2, 2011

Polish Bagpipes 

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.

Polish Bagpipes by Badman14411 November 27, 2013

playing the bagpipes 

slang for blow jobs or giving head.

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"

playing the bagpipes by snowman12 March 3, 2009