ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

ashlee simpson by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Ashlee 

She's a savage

Ashlee is such a savage

Ashlee by Hehwoeiqoqjekeheyyebe November 30, 2016

Ashlee 

Small town girl, big city dreams. Eyes blue as the ocean that can pierce your soul and linger for years, even if you don't see her again, those eyes will be in your dreams for life. She's a good girl with a passion for life.

That Ashlee in Iowa, she had that soul shattering love at first sight thing going on.

Ashlee by Sunnydaysweepinthecloudsaway December 19, 2016

Ashlee 

Ashlee is the kindest person you will ever met. She might be mean to others she doesn't know but she is definitely super nice when you get to know her. She loves her friends more than others. She would do anything for a friend, she can also get over protective sometimes. She is beautiful, but doesn't believe it. Definitely country, she would own everyone horse if she could. Ashlee's perfect day would be riding horses with her best friend.

Have you seen that Ashlee she is so freakin kind.

Ashlee by _Itz_ June 1, 2017

ashlee simpson

The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.

Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.

ashlee simpson by Angelacia May 14, 2007

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an) 

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an) by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007

Ashlee Simpson. 

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

Ashlee Simpson. by captain katelyn March 24, 2005