Suck a dick 

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

Suck a dick by Smokey October 28, 2003

suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK

Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock

suck a cock by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 25, 2017

mark suck a bird 

Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.

mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks

mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .

mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others

mark suck a bird by drake mallard January 3, 2014

suck a fat one 

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

suck a fat one by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

Suck a dick dumbshits 

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

Suck a dick dumbshits by Scooby-Doo. December 2, 2020

Suck a duck 

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

Suck a duck by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 25, 2007

Suck a Dick Wednesday 

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.

Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!

Suck a Dick Wednesday by Rob Walch September 10, 2008