Blow a hootie

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.

"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."

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I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

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When you're so embarrased of your crappy name that you change it to something even lamer but you dont notice it, everyone else does though.

Hootie and the blowfish turning into motherfuckin Darius Rucker by pullin a hootie. YOU DONT FOOL US HOOTIE!!!!!!!!

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They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.

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A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

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A person use is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

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