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Worcester Polytechnic Institute 

Engineering school in Worcester MA. Although it's known for it's geeky reputation (wedge rats, foam swords, pocket protectors), there are plenty of normal people. Jocks, greeks, etc. WPI has some of the best frat parties around Worcester. Even though WPI students can integrate without blinking, they still know how to have a good time. And you know they will since they'll be making all those Benjamin's.
"You go to Worcester Polytechnic Institute? You're going to rich huh? Can I get your number?"

Worcester Smarties 

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.
I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.
Worcester Smarties by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

Worcester east middle 

A school in Massachusetts were thots become lesbian because they can’t get a nigga...and niggas play all the girls,students vape in class or in the bathroom and half of those people aren’t virgins

worcester vikings 

The Worcester Vikings' is the best pop warner football program in New England and in the Northeast part of America. Their most famous alumnus is Jerry Azumah. He was a Pro-bowl returner for the Chicago Bears. The Worcester Vikings' have had four New England Championship teams who have all competed at the Wide World of Sports Complex in Disney. Their home field is the newly renovated Beaver Brook playing fields. However, the "Brook" will never be forgotten. These Vikings are dedicated to their passion for the game. Whether it's walking through the worst neighborhoods to get to practice or never giving up during the two weeks of conditioning, these Worcester kids always did more than what was expected. The bonds created are never lost no matter what happens in life. Actually, the brotherhood created will never be lost and I truly loved the time I spent with each one of you.
The Worcester Vikings is the best display of a fundamental and hard-hitting pop warner football team that there has ever been. Their coaches are well respected in the game and they and well educated as well.

Thanks for the memories. It was the best six years of my life.

Worcester Academy

Worcester Academy- the best and most expensive high school education that you can find in the city. Worcester Academy is an anchor of Worcester's wealth. The student body can be described as well dressed, preppy, smart, spoiled, and elite. Be careful to confuse the students of Worcester Academy with other Worcester teenagers because their lifestyles are far different.
Character 1: Oh, you're from Worcester...

Character 2: Yes, but I went to Worcester Academy.

Character 1: Oh thank god.

Worcester Milkshake 

(n) When one takes the udder of a cow, places it inside their rectum, and then strokes the udder of the cow, thus filling their anal cavity with fresh milk.
Man: I had an amazing Worcester Milkshake last night.
Man's Friend: Wow, you must really have a high level of trust in your cow.
Worcester Milkshake by WooRat42 October 5, 2011