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Alice in Wonderland 

A book by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, also known as Lewis Carroll, about a (very) young girl who fell down a rabbit hole without gravity and met a bunch of card soldiers and a freaky red Queen of Hearts. This story appeared in Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories XD
This story has been made into a Disney movie which has screwed up a lot of the parts of the original like Disney movies always love to do. It has also been made into a strange video game thing that has freaking great graphics and sound called American McGee's Alice. It features a teenage Alice who went psycho because her family died "because she couldn't do anything about it."
Alice in Wonderland has a sequel, Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. It is the home of the infamous poem, Jabberwocky.
Much controversy exists about whether the Alice in Lewis Carroll's book is Alice Pleasance Liddell. One of the last poems in Through the Looking Glass is acrostic, and reading down, it spells Alice Liddell's full name. This poem is known as A boat beneath a sunny sky because it has no title and this is its first line.
Alice in Wonderland is a wonderfully interesting story.
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Wonderland shower 

A shower that smells like sewage and/or hard boiled eggs. Named for Wonderland Camp in Camp Lake, Wis.
Non-wonderland showers are so very nice.
Wonderland shower by Armitando August 29, 2009

wonderland 

A beautiful place that can only be visited through drugs (weed does not count). Everything you see is bright and vivid, and more euphoric than any sober person could ever imagine. Black and white are non-existant in wonderland, because they contrast all the other colors. When you are in wonderland you are not aware of it, you're too distracted by the amazing things you're seeing to even realize you're in a different world. You cannot comprehend so much as the idea of "reality". Wonderland can only be seen on drugs because the human mind is not capable of experiencing such an incredible place without assistance. It's one of the many reasons you actually should use drugs.
Last night I was in wonderland and I saw a zebra with all different color stripes.

wonderlandism 

A medical condition in which a guys balls seem to climb upward. The opposite of testicular retraction.
Yeah, he was sent to the hospital with Wonderlandism. He said he was in a lot of pain, by the time they got him in the ER his balls were practially on the cieling!
wonderlandism by ISpelledDrCooRight December 23, 2009

wonderland 

off your face on drugs

taken from the lewis carroll book (alice in wonderland )
he spent most of his time on opium
"is dave in wonderland or is he just looking at me funny?"
wonderland by infamous hatter September 20, 2003

alice in wonderland reject 

an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose. sometimes wears tutus and tend to go out with hot guys. Usually art students.
becky: hey look at that guy
vicky: ye he's got a girlfriend
becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject.

Wonderland 

A shitty nightclub in Sutton Croydon for under 18s where boys try to 'control' girls but fail miserably and flat assed girls try to shake the non existant meat on their bones.
"You going wonderland tonight?"
"Nah, if you go wonderland you're trash"
Wonderland by Melaninnn.x April 13, 2017