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Wonderland Mouth 

The human experience rarely finds itself in moments of true & pure Bliss. Moments that are so serendipitous and meaningful that all conscious thought, regard for perception or personal safety, are cast aside, in order to allow a shower of ecstatic and joyful energy to burst threw one's brain. Caused by eating delicious food and reacting, scientists studying this phenomenon have determined that it can only be replicated if a willing participant consumes frozen food to induce brain freeze at the exact moment of sexual orgasm, whilst simultaneously have both ear canals stimulated with cotton tips. Often seen during the sampling of new food groups or during food eating hypnosis, it is commonly known to produce visions that have been described as versions of the Northern Lights. At times, people in the middle of a Wonderland Mouth will shout out loud, aggressively describing the Northern Lights, at the same time as convulsing on the floor, in a semi break dance, urinating and orgasming at once. Officials at the Vatican have recently been called to various locations around the world in order to perform exorcisms on people, only to determine they were not possessed, but merely having a prolonged Wonderland Mouth experience. Like during an epileptic fit, onlookers should not stop the Wonderland Mouth from taking place, instead create space around the person, moving dangerous items from the vicinity, to allow the episode to run its course until it finishes.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? Phil just tried this new Smoothie and had a freeken mental Wonderland Mouth"

"Dave it's Brian here, can you come down to level two as quick as possible, and bring the mop and slippery when wet signs. Some guys just had a super messy Wonderland Mouth event in front of the sports store entrance"

"It's true, he drank the drink, his eyes rolled back in his head, he started talking in tongues and had THE LOUDEST Wonderland Mouth I've even seen"

deadman wonderland 

An anime/manga series set a few years after a severe earthquake in Japan. A floating man in a red suit comes into a high school classroom and kills all the students except for one, Ganta Igarashi. Ganta is accused of murdering all his classmates and sent to an amusement park-like prison called Deadman Wonderland, aka the most twisted prison in the world. Prisoners are forced to battle each other on live TV, have body parts removed, etc. While at the prison, Ganta discovers his "Branch of Sin," the ability to manipulate his own blood. As he learns more about this ability, he starts to realize he may finally break free, and get revenge on the Red Man that murdered his friends.
Person 1: "Have you seen Deadman Wonderland?"
Person 2: "Yes! It's so awesome and intense! I feel so bad for poor Ganta though!"
deadman wonderland by AnimeRat October 27, 2013

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome 

This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

Dutch Wonderland 

How about I open my rusty dusty for you to pogo stick in, until my Queen Bee bounces up so hard it knocks me into Dutch Wonderland?
Dutch Wonderland by mr. swearword November 13, 2011

alice in wonderland effect

When u see someone fine from a far and as u get closer they seem to age backwards.
Guy: dwaaam look at that fine ass bitch. Ima go spit game.

*walks closer and realizes they're jailbait*

Guy: my bad I jus experienced the alice in wonderland effect!

Gay Boy Wonderland  

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.
Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).