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Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

jeff wittek 

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

hot
Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*
Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010
British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
witter by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018
To get shot by a gun, wet as in soaked in blood.
That boy got wetted....oh well, take that fools watch and chain and leats beat.
wetted by Dylanger April 20, 2006
Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.
I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.
Watted by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020