Windows shopping

Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.

Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.

Windows shopping by SummonDinosaur July 14, 2011

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window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

window's kiss by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

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Windows SP

The new operating system that is so secure that has plenty of new stuff. It has the games Choose a Number and SimMan. It will be downloadable soon on simspace.freewebsites.com. It is a powerpoint game. SP means SusPicious

Josh: Hey I got the cool new operating system called Windows SP!

Kevin: So, Windows 98 SE is still better!

Josh: No!

Windows SP by aar2697 April 7, 2007

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Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

Windows-shopping by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

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Windows Server 2000

A server version of Windows 2000.

Windows Server 2000 is made by Microsoft.

Windows Server 2000 by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

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Windows Server 2007

The former name of Windows Server 2008.

Windows Server 2007 is a server counterpart of Windows Longhorn.

Windows Server 2007 by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

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Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)

Windows Safe Mode

Windows Safe Mode by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

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