Skip to main content

Tom Hanksed 

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.
This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

tom brady handshake 

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.
Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
tom brady handshake by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

Handsome Ginger Tom 

Who is a handsome ginger Tom
FIRESTAR!

Tomhanksisadixadexaphobia 

The persistent sense of terror brought about by the thought of Tom Hanks out there secretly doing something dickish
"Why the fuck is Jeff freaking out like that?" "Oh it's cool he just has tomhanksisadixadexaphobia."