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I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP 

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

You will pay for this in time 

A statement of utmost intensity. Usually said to someone who wronged you in some way. When told this you may rest assured for a backstabbing in the near or late future.
Girlfriend- Steven im done, we just aren't right for eachother. ..
Steven- Does this have anything to do with thoes late night drives to Jakes house?
Exgirlfriend- Jake is more a man then you'll ever be!
Steven- You will pay for this in time...

A Wrinkle in Time 

A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!

It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.
"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
A Wrinkle in Time by thedoctor700 December 2, 2011

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

Back In Time 

The act of GOING BACKWARDS IN TIME THROUGH TIME TRAVEL.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S TIME TRAVEL. WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THE OTHER DEFINITION?! WHO MADE THAT?!
also it's a song by pitbull
We gotta go back in time, Marty!