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punch in the whiskers 

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To fuck a hirsute woman.
I gave her a damn good punch in the whiskers.
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The Whisky • whisky on the rocks • the whisk • the whiskers they come from within • the whiskey haw • The Whiskey Road • split the whisker • Licking the whisk • poke the whiskers • Into the Whisk

Split the whisker 

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When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
Split the whisker by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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the whiskey haw 

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Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very difficult to [get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.

Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
"let's go to the whiskey haw pub quiz"

"aye"
the whiskey haw by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Split the whisker 

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When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
Split the whisker by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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Wet the Whiskers 

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When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates
Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied
Wet the Whiskers by Humanised Centipede September 2, 2017
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Split the whisker 

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When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
Split the whisker by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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