Pulling the Padge

To Masturbate

He walked in on my pulling the padge

Pulling the Padge by TimCook May 14, 2021

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The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion

The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob

The Paddlewheel by Birchum August 23, 2012

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The Padro

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities scoobmaster69@zoinkers.com

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

The Padro by MorganFreeman7284 October 4, 2018

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The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure

"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"

The Paddy Train by Kcholey November 9, 2012

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