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the naptyme 

The Highly sought after skill of word bullshittery,tomfoolery,word shenanigans.
The skill of "these are not the droids you're looking for" without possessing knowledge of the "force"
To confuse one with nonsense
A word charlemagne
A magician whose words and thoughts compare to that of a highly skilled magician or politican
The naptyme -"Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu"
Person 1 - Wow,all I asked was if it was cold outside
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Person 1 - "Did you hear that straight bullshit that came out that guys mouth"?
Person 2 - "Ya,they sure did get "the Naptyme"
the naptyme by xmike2112 August 7, 2022
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Salting the Napkin 

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

Jack The Napper 

Someone who loves to nap and make scratch videos.
Nah bro he's such a Jack The Napper
Jack The Napper by GoMango99 March 24, 2023

Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe 

Kelsey devoe the nappy how is a know down hands down perfect in every aspect then you find out she lied about sleeping with ping and havein gang bangs alot while she still refuses to let you hit but let's ping a well known STD spreader of herpes which is documented and possibly hiv
Oh dam bro you just got kelsey devoe the nappy hoe now you should go get checked because when you get KELSEY LEANN DEVOE NAPPY HOE"D YOUR PROB DEAD FROM LETTIN PING STIK HIS DIK N U

The nasty nappies 

Debra: wow this is a good song! Who is it by?
Linda:it’s by the nasty nappies! I can’t believe you have never heard of them!they are phenomenal
The nasty nappies by Rodrickismydad November 30, 2021

The Big Nappy & Unrefined 

New Orleans, LA

Rednecks flock to New Orleans to partake in drunken debauchery; more fitting nickname than the Big Easy, NOLA or the Crescent City
Redneck 1: What we's doin' for Mardi Gras?

Redneck 2: We's gettin' drunk in New Orleans!

Onlooker: More trash coming to The Big Nappy & Unrefined!

The Hot Napkin 

This is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans vagina and have intercourse with her armpits
Darrel: Hey Cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?

Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen
The Hot Napkin by A-RON06 September 10, 2010