Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

Harvesting the pearl by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester 

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

harvest time in the zucchini patch 

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

harvest time in the zucchini patch by Max L. May 16, 2007

Harley Quinn and the Joker 

The best fictional lovers of all crime.

Harley Quinn and the Joker are Mad Lovers.

Harley Quinn and the Joker by The Unknown Craftsman January 15, 2018