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Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.
"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"
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exorcising the brown daemons 

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

Exorcist: The Beginning 

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.
Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

The Snorkeling Exorcist 

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.
Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.