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The Person That Made Earth Day 

"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"

The Light That Makes The Day

A rare type of connection where a person stops being just a lover and becomes the rhythm of your life.

It is defined by catching yourself using their phrases and quirks, realizing they have woven themselves into your identity. It is checking the weather in a city where you don't even live, just to feel closer to them. They become the quiet prayer you whisper again and again in every moment of silence.

Ultimately, it is the overwhelming desire to talk, soul to soul, because the longing has become too loud to be contained only in text message.
I check the weather in his city every morning because he is the light that makes the day, and I need to hear his voice.

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Day

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.

This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.

That just made my day 

An expression used to describe something:

1.funny
or
2. Awesome

that makes your day brighter, or puts you in a good mood.
1. OMG Did you see Kyse's skit? It was funny as hell! That just made my day!

2. LOL! BRUNO FOR HALLOWEEN? You just made my day.
That just made my day by BennduR November 2, 2009

That'll be the Day... 

An expression meaning "That'll never happen". Shortened from "That'll be the day when (insert ubsurd impossible occurence here, such as 'Pigs will fly')"
Bob: I'm gonna kick your butt!
Joe: Haha, yeah, that'll be the day....

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick