The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
Get the Foreskin Teleportation mug.The verb form of "Teleporn", which is defined as "the state of being gangster". Telepornation is done by few, only those who are deemed worthy of it's grace. It's direct translation from latin roots means "the color green", although some experts think it's actually "The color green is cool."
Dude, Telepornation is hella cool.
by Omg No Wai March 23, 2007
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by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
Get the teleporting shit mug.The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”
Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”
Example dose✌🏻:
Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024
Get the Teleporting High mug.Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”
Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”
* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”
* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
by Whale Butt March 22, 2026
Get the Teleporting mug.Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”
Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”
* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”
* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
by Whale Butt March 22, 2026
Get the Teleporting mug.Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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