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fuck stick 

vulger term for a person who is an idot
boy one- omg your so dumb i hate you b/c your so dumb
boy two- why dont you shut up fuck stick ill kick your ass
fuck stick by the pi guy January 13, 2008

Snotty Fuck Stick

Snotty Fuck Stick by Ikhabod Pain October 30, 2004

fuck stick 

adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....
what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone
fuck stick by spank e monk e August 27, 2004

Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick 

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

Fuck-stick 

adj.- Someone that acts like a tolal douche.
Jesus Christ he's bieng a total fuck-stick.
Fuck-stick by nevets May 13, 2004