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Geo Squatting 

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.
"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."
Geo Squatting by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

Squawking Seagull 

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
The squawking seagull does not need an example.
Squawking Seagull by C Dogg October 29, 2007

squashing 

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.
Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.
squashing by Hila February 7, 2008

Squatting Eskimo 

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
Squatting Eskimo by manswer April 29, 2009

squabing 

1. the act of wanting to fight or mug another person. 2. being ghetto enough to beef on someone
squabing by Jonh Cena December 27, 2010

squaddie wash

The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"

"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
squaddie wash by Sibanez February 8, 2007