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A “Spink” is a large cold alcoholic beverage
Are you thirsty for a Spink?
Spink by Spinksters December 2, 2018
Originates from Neil Gaiman's book "Coraline" and his two characters: Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.
Miss Spink and Forcible are an old couple who live downstairs from a blue-haired girl named Coraline.
Used as a friendly insult that basically means "you old hag". Can be used when someone asks a stupid question
Someone: "daniel's sitting over there"
you: "yes I know... I can see"
someone: "he is writing"
you: "yes i know that you spink. I have eyes you know?"
Spink by Cherry_lobsters April 19, 2020
Someone who's half oriental and half Mexican. If you combine the words, spic & chink, you get spink.
The eyes on that wetback are really slanted because he's a spink.
Spink by bushnest February 22, 2022
The diet version of spunk, a vegans cum.
Damn girl, you must be drinking that spink! You look great!
Spink by Mememememmee November 1, 2025