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schwacked 

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French
I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked
schwacked by Ziggy August 17, 2003
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A state of crazy drunkeness. Most definately the best result of drinking. While being shacked, a person's inhibitions are left at the door. Because of this, getting laid is a very easy task. Bottom line: getting shacked is the best state of drunkeness.
A group of Matt, Vince, Brandon, Blake: So who's ready for the party tonight?

Matt: I am, I haven't gotten drunk in a long time, it's gonna be awesome.

Vince: It should be pretty great...I hope it's chill.

Brandon: Yea, it should be good. If not, we'll just bring the party back to my house.

Blake: I don't give a fuck, it's gonna be epic. I just wanna get Shacked!
shacked by Indentured Servant September 26, 2006

azz swacked 

explosive poops caused by spicy foods! Settin that azz on fire to were it almost makes you cry.
Man, them wings got me azz swacked, i cant even sit down right.
azz swacked by Donald Haynie February 13, 2008
1. to be super stoned after smoking some dank weed.
2. when your eyes get really red after some dank nug.
1. "im soo shacked after that last J."
2. "dude you should use some eye drops, your eyes are shacked."
shacked by Stephen c February 1, 2008
Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)
Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.
Shwaked by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009

shwanked 

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind
"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"
shwanked by KyleJT January 2, 2008