Salad 

A weird person.

You are such a salad .

Salad by SaladKing January 6, 2016

salad 

Something that Geometry Dash players forget to eat most of the time.

I heard that you were jumping to wasureta. Did you even try to eat a salad?

salad by acrl_ March 20, 2021

salad 

A mans genitles. His penis and scrotum make up his salad.

He rubbed his salad on my face

salad by Sebastian Michaels November 22, 2004

salad 

the act of masturbating

you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad

salad by ian lampshadecloth February 2, 2008

salad 

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

salad by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

Salad 

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

Salad by Bob chillin July 20, 2017

salad 

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

salad by dero-licked December 16, 2004