Sabotage 

This is when I can't stand it because i know you planned it,
Im gonna set it straight this watergate

Oh my god its a mirage

I am telling yall its sabotage

Sabotage by Taylottheturtleinahalfshelton June 8, 2016

Sabotage Sex 

The type of sex cheaters have. It's called sabotage sex because the whole time you are sabotaging the relationship you're already in by messing around with others.

Guy 1: Dude! I totally got laid by 4 different girls after I came home from the bar last night!

Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?

Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!

Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...

Sabotage Sex by AlexisGrunge March 11, 2011

sabotage 

A website that seems safe enough, but after about 30 seconds has an image pop up that is scary, amusing, or just plain retarded. Also called a screamer (1 and 4) these websites usually have low volume in the beginning or a message for you to turn your speakers up. This is because when the surprise comes it's usually accompanied by a loud noise, like a scream. Usually the page is initially a game or an optical illusion, something the viewer has to focus on for a while.

These websites are for scaring the shit out of and pissing off your friends. The classic one is "Ghost in a picture", where you're supposed to spot a ghost moving in a picture and an "Exorcist" type of face comes up and screams really loudly. There's another, tamer one, where it's supposed to be an optical illusion and then a cartoon man moons you.

Dude, if this game is a sabotage, I'll kick your ass.

sabotage by shamille March 28, 2008

self-sabotage

-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.

-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.

-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.

Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.

Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!

self-sabotage by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011

social sabotage 

Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.

"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"

social sabotage by Richie Man April 26, 2014

homie sabotage 

when u convince your homie not to go to work or do anything else responsible because u just want to hang out with them instead!!!!!!!!

damn, susie convinced me not to go to work today by making me a cake! homie sabotage!!!

homie sabotage by swampthing420 December 24, 2020

Self-sabotage

Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.

Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?

Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.

Self-sabotage by Im7 October 9, 2023