Fork-Roading 

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

Fork-Roading by Flash86 March 31, 2020

abbey roading 

an action where a group of people or an individual stops while walking (similar to the Beatles album Abbey Road) in front of an unsuspecting vehicle or person

“i can’t believe you were abbey roading me at that busy ass intersection”

abbey roading by the mundas March 14, 2022

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

Off-roading by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018