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Richardized 

A state of being; Someone always on the positive end of the "Blame Game", A person that lies so much they convince self it is true, One which will convinces themselves "If I don't remember it didn't happen" upon confrontation will revert to childlike state and exert the "you're picking on me" battle cry
"Bro lied so much he Richardized himself"
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Ricardinho Pitt 

Ricardinho Pitt is the name of the legend, that there is somewhere in this world a man so manly, so alpha male and so beautiful that he can penetrate woman's vulvas just by thinking about it. Legend says, he has the highest body count the world has ever seen, making Rasputin look like an absolute amateur.

His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.

This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.
Girl: "Hi"
Guy: "I think I'm gonna Ricardinho Pitt her..."

richardnary 

What the dictionary used to be called in medieval times.
β€œThou shalt not be right β€˜til thus read upon the almighty Google richardnary for thou clarity.”
richardnary by Spopizol December 27, 2024