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Dark Republican Party 

Not to be confused with the "Communist Party of America" or the "Socialist Party of America".

The Dark Republican Party is filled with people who are usually very gothic in nature, and even worship the devil. Some have been known to have been possessed by spirits of vampires and monsters. It is said that some have even turned into seductive vampires and vampiresses. They are known to enjoy seeing others in pain.

The Dark Republican Party members are mostly found in the state of Utah.

It is said that Donald Trump was the closest to resemble the typical Dark Republican Party member. His resemblance to a typical Dark Republican party member is almost 5% of what a Dark Republican Party member would act and look like. This was the highest for any Republican President or VP, Dick Cheney was only 4% of how a Dark Republican Party member would act.
Person 1: Do you think we would ever see a Dark Republican Party member in the White House?

Person 2: No I do not think so, but we do have someone in the White House already that almost somewhat acts like one, and their name is Trump.
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The Republican Party 

Left Behind Republican Party 

The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".
The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.

Republigun Party 

The political party devoted beyond measure to second amendment, gun loving,

NRA-inspired activism.
The Florida Republigun Party led legislature voted not to even debate gun reform in the presence of courageous teenagers who'd just survived a mass shooting.