refrigerator raider 

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

refrigerator raider by Nick D June 28, 2006

refrigerator crack 

the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.

+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.

refrigerator crack by Oso D'lyshus March 11, 2008

Refrigerator Coma 

When there is nothing good to eat in the fridge and you find yourself staring inside the fridge hoping something, anything will look good enough to eat.

This includes flipping back and forth between the refrigerator and the freezer

Husband: Honey I'm home
Wife: .......
Husband: oh no not again *runs to kitchen*
Wife: *head inside fridge* Nothing....to...eat!
Husband: its ok your just in a refrigerator coma, good thing i brought home pizza

Refrigerator Coma by thecoolestpersoniknow July 7, 2010

refrigerator legs 

having large, thick legs that resemble two refrigerators under ones torso.

whoa--tyra banks has some refrigerator legs.

refrigerator legs by moloko151 February 23, 2011

refrigerator shuffle 

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

refrigerator shuffle by dogwang October 26, 2012

refrigerator mother

A refrigerator mother is a cold, detached mother who is not very nurturing and shows little emotion

Lily Vanderwoodsen is such a refrigerator mother

refrigerator mother by Miss Bieber May 27, 2016

refrigerator avalanche 

when you open the fridge (or freezer) and everything falls out

I went to get the pizza bites outta the fridge and there was totally a refrigerator avalanche.

refrigerator avalanche by xSambox February 18, 2008