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Mental Pygmy

A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).
The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.
by losconchosnos June 22, 2010
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afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.
Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.
by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003
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deep water pygmy jew

John Semeraro
John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew
by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017
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social pygmy

A person who spends way too much time online belittling others and refuses to admit that his real world problems are a result of his diminished social skills
Did you see that guy who spams everythread with retardness? He is a social pygmy
by metsluver March 22, 2010
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chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).
Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...
by Amy Cain June 27, 2006
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