Professor Sean Hinton 

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.

"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"

Professor Sean Hinton by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008

Professor Frink 

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.

Professor Frink by The Neiler July 10, 2003

Professor Hans Jerkov 

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

Professor Hans Jerkov by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

professor finessor 

noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.

only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.

only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.

annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)

"That dude's a baller!"

"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"

professor finessor by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 18, 2018

Professor Dog 

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

Professor Dog by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008

professor pronunciation 

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.

My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.

professor pronunciation by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Professor Membrane 

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.

"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)

Professor Membrane by invader_adie October 22, 2009