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Packy slobber 

Packy slobber by Pedro homo October 17, 2019

Porky Slorp 

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.
She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.
Porky Slorp by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

packy sack 

The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat
“Oh, there she goes again with her packy sack
packy sack by jforjudas March 12, 2023

Ponky shithe 

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.
Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.

packy (package store) 

Refers to a liquor store. A place selling alcoholic beverages.
The packy closes at 9pm. Lets hit the packy before we go to the party. I want some beer. Do you know where to find a package store around here?

This is a "packy (package store)"

porky pig styles 

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.
Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.
porky pig styles by FuriousB June 24, 2010