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Perpetual 

1. Something lasting forever.
2. Lasting for an indefinitely long time.

3. Something occurring repeatedly.

4. Botany blooming throughout season: describes flowers or flowering plants that bloom throughout the season.
1/2. Some people believe heaven is perpetual.

3. Serial killers kill perpetual.

4. Perpetual flowers.
Perpetual by Jafje September 30, 2007

perpetually stoned children 

The perpetually stoned children (also known as the psc). Tend to be in small groups of 2-4 and just sit around playing The Sims. They tend to have music that lays in electronic and alternative. Often tend to do weird things that make them look stoned, but aren't. They sit in dimly lit rooms and have monotonous conversation and meander around the neighborhood. They are not too similar with each other except in some particular thought processes and mannerisms.
Person A: Hey look at those weirdos in a circle making all sorts of hand motions and laughing. I bet they are high.
Person B: Oh they aren't high, those are just the perpetually stoned children.

Perpetute 

Did you notice Kaylee throwing down that epic cockblock on you?

Yeah, she's been acting like a perpetute since I tobagganed her and never called back.
Perpetute by DooberPizzle March 26, 2009

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

Perpetual Ball Sit 

A loop in which a person has begun due to sitting around on their balls. A person will become more depressed because they are sitting around not doing anything which then further leads to depression.
Friend:"Hey man, you want to go to the bar?"
Me:"Na dude, I dont feel like doing anything."
Friend:"Man, your on a perpetual ball sit."
Me:"I know."

perpetual blowjob machine 

When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.
Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."