Jamia Nestor - (Jay•Mee•Aah Nehst•Orr)
Jamia Nestor is quite possibly the luckiest girl of all time. Though there is controversy, most people say she is
married to My Chemical Romance's
guitarist, Frank Iero. Contrary to
popular belief, she is most certainly good enough for him if she makes him happy. Teeniebopper fangirls must learn to accept that, or I will eat their brain. Like, now.
Me: So, Frank's like married now.
You know that, right.
Best Friend: Yeah. Her name's like, Jamia or something?
Me: Jamia Nestor. Yeah, she's pretty.
Best Friend: He's happy.
That's great. Good for him.
Me: ... you just died a little inside, didn't you?
Best Friend: In a gorey, painful sort of way.