My Dog Has Fleas 

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

My Dog Has Fleas by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

My Dog Pilot 

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.

Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.

My Dog Pilot by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020

my dog ate my homework 

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

my dog ate my homework by immaschild April 20, 2023

My dog died- 

It is usually answered when being asked, "what is the plot of demon slayer?". This would be an easy answer for answering this question, and would be a good alternative answer to the question, "what is the plot of demon slayer?"

What is the plot of demon slayer/kimetsu no yaiba?

My dog died-

My dog died- by Cockboyy_699 December 2, 2019

My dog Zero 

The stupidest beast who was ever annoying

My stupid dog. He is sooooo stupeeeh

My dog Zero by Gangsta Fewwet Friend AKA The Spiff August 18, 2003

My dog named Steve 

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

My dog named Steve by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

my dog your cat 

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

my dog your cat by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022