My baby doofus 

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her

The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus

My baby doofus by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

My baby RA

Thank you for being the reason why I smile just remember no matter what happens I'm always gonna be here for you and no matter what arguments or what problems we face nobody can make me feel the way you do your not just anybody your my other half, my world, no matter what happens nothing can separate us and people are gonna hate but in the end it's me and you against the world. I love you bub.

My baby RA is the most beautiful person ive met.

My baby RA by The Grange P-12 collage May 22, 2022

my baby wants 

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy

"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"

my baby wants by miss hatt December 9, 2008

My Baby Doggie 

Slang for my Dog or puppy.

U besint touch my baby doggie!

My Baby Doggie by epearman1 March 19, 2008

My baby trey 

Hottest mans you’ll ever know you wish you got him before I did bitch 🤪🤪 kind sweet big dick perfect mans 10/10 but I can’t recommend

My baby trey is the hottest

My baby trey by colt452zigzags May 21, 2021

my baby got back 

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

my baby got back by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

A Cougar Ate My Baby 

is when your child has relations with an older woman(aka cougar).

women 1- I saw your son making out with an older woman.
women 2- oh no a cougar ate my baby!!!

A Cougar Ate My Baby by susan6 June 20, 2011