mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus 

it's a real word, fuck you

"mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus" - Normal man
"shut the fuck up" - probably you

mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus by the daily testicle September 15, 2021

Mungus effect 

being defined
The Mungus effect (named after Hugh Mungus) describes the backfiring of a post made by a SJW or triggered Feminist about how she got "assaulted" or "harassed". More specifically:

In the attempt to show that she was harassed and to shame the "assaulter", she posts a video or description of the situation. The online community then mostly responds with an outrageous cry, that she souldn't be as easily triggered.

Feminist: What's your name?
Hugh Mungus: Hugh Mungus.
Feminist: Is that sexual harassment?

Dude A: Dude did you hear about the video of Hugh Mungus?

Dude B: Yeah, there was a huge Mungus effect!

Mungus effect by Ayyliens August 20, 2017

mungus fungus

funny lookin fungus

Look at that tree?
Theres a mungus fungus.

mungus fungus by nigenr April 6, 2023

Hugh Mungus 

The act of sexually harassing a feminist.

"Do you see that?"
"Yeah, it seems she's having some Hugh Mungus problems."

Hugh Mungus by Taibe September 2, 2016

Hugh Mungus 

A latino man with a humongous sense of humor.

Girl: What's your name ?
Hugh: Humongous.
Girl: Humongous what ?
Hugh: Hugh Mungus !

Hugh Mungus by Norton15890 August 7, 2018

Hugh Mungus 

A dad joke. That when said fast sounds like: humongous. Implying that you have a really big penis.

Lady 1: What is your name?
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!

Hugh Mungus by 5ylv35t3r September 2, 2016

Dual Mungus 

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

Dual Mungus by dannyp76 June 14, 2011