Mumford and Sons 

A band who's name sounds like "White boy shit."

Guy: "What's the name of the band tonight?"

Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"

Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."

Mumford and Sons by DancingDolphins August 12, 2011

Amazing Mumford 

Magician muppet character created by Jim Henson for the PBS show Sesame Street. His magic tricks often go awry. His catch phrase, and most-often used to produce his tricks, is "A-là-peanut butter sandwiches"

Can be used to refer to someone who does things with the best intentions, but always seems to mess it up.

How is it you didn't pick up the cheese? There were only five things on the shopping list! You are such an Amazing Mumford.

Amazing Mumford by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 11, 2018

National Gavin Mumford day 

November 19th is national Gavin Mumford day because it’s my birthday

Oh shit it’s national Gavin Mumford day

National Gavin Mumford day by Chungabunga November 11, 2020

Mumford and Sons 

A band that tries way too hard to sound 19th century Irish. Like Murphy's Oil Soap, the band has a name that your father recognizes but has never knew was a band. A typical British band that overplays their accent to break through the music (typically you can't hear British accents in songs). A bunch of 40 year olds acting like they're from some obscure town in Northern England 1858.

Pimple-faced teenage who works at McDonalds: "Hey Dad, can I have a few bucks for Mumford and Sons"?

Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"

Mumford and Sons by Dpnowell June 12, 2011

mumford 

A word that is multifunctional, and way awesome. When used in conjunction with another word, that word or adjitive also becomes way awesome.

"That shirt screams 'mumford' all over you." (The shirt is now way awesome. and so is the person wearing said shirt.)

and then thoese who wore the shirt picks up loads of chicks.

mumford by [EMumford] June 22, 2006

mumford 

A form of pubic hair most commonly found on the perineum of an adult male.

Andy feels particularly good today, as his mumford is freshly shorn.

Gwendolyn wanted to go down on me, but she was mortified by the sight of my unkempt mumford!

mumford by charles g. train April 16, 2010

Roland Mumford

Hendersonville Tennessee Attorney who practices personal injury, workers compensation, family law, and social security disability. 615.348.0070 mumfordlaw.net

An attorney who returns phone calls within 24 hours and represents clients ethically.
Roland Mumford will advocate your cause to the end.

Roland Mumford by mumfordlaw February 23, 2009