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meter fairy 

A meter fairy is another word for a parking enforcement officer. Parking enforcement officers just give everyone a hard time and a bad day over the most minuscule things. Meter Fairies can be found harassing impoverished individuals and college students daily. They ruin someone's day and hinder their success by wasting their time. Meter Fairies seem to usually have a smart ass and rude attitude. Thats what happens when someone has fake authority.
Guy 1: Look at that meter fairy over there
Guy 2: He gave that guy a ticket for parking in a space and saying he cannot park there.

Guy 1 : But there are two hundred empty parking spaces

Guy 2: Thats a meter fairy for you!
meter fairy by Student Defender December 2, 2013
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meter fairy 

A meter fairy is another word for a parking enforcement officer. Parking enforcement officers just give everyone a hard time and a bad day over the most minuscule things. Meter Fairies can be found harassing impoverished individuals and college students daily. They ruin someone's day and hinder their success by wasting their time. Meter Fairies seem to usually have a smart ass and rude attitude. Thats what happens when someone has fake authority.
Guy 1: Look at that meter fairy over there
Guy 2: He gave that guy a ticket for parking in a space and saying he cannot park there.

Guy 1 : But there are two hundred empty parking spaces

Guy 2: Thats a meter fairy for you!
meter fairy by Student Defender December 2, 2013

Meter Beater

An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.
I am more interested in helping the raid be successful than being a meter beater.
Meter Beater by Krazax April 2, 2009

meter made 

adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows
Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.
meter made by tommychinese February 5, 2010

Meter Jacking 

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires
David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes
Meter Jacking by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid
Meter Maid by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023

meter a quadrada 

dar um susto no fanfarrão, no curioso
"Rapaz, estou para meter a quadrada neste mameluco"
meter a quadrada by mortengaut January 18, 2024