May 24 

the day a FUCKING RAT was born, GO CRAW BACK INTO THE SEWER YOU IT CHAPTER 2 LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

BEEP BEEP FUGLY BITCH

born on May 24 fuck you get stomped on

May 24 by titsmcgee69420 November 1, 2019

may 24 

a bird's birthday we're all lads have to smack her ass no matter what happens or you will be a fridge

lewis:dude it's may 24 and it's her birthday

louis:let's go and smack her ass

may 24 by biffthesexyone April 17, 2020

May 24 

If your born on May 24 then you are a hoe. like the first piece of bread everybody touches it but doesn't want it

A hoe is born on May 24

May 24 by Nix GCB December 17, 2019

May 24 

May 24 is a BAD birthday. Who ever is born on this day is the worst, and if you have a friend born on this day... I’m sorry for you.

If your born on May 24 🤢

May 24 by ÇÄPTĀÎÑČ May 23, 2021

may 24 

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

may 24 by The MC Legend April 14, 2019

May 24 

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day

Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT

May 24 by tig bit dick May 24, 2021

May 24 

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

May 24 by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021