Marvin's Breakfast

A breakfast dish consisting of toast, spinach, and eggs.

"what do you want for breakfast?"
"I'll have a Marvin's Breakfast, just some eggies over spinach over toast!"

Marvin's Breakfast by deiny April 16, 2026

Martin Luther's Eve 

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

Martin Luther's Eve by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

Martin Robinson's calculator 

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

Martin Robinson's calculator by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021

Martin Luther's Septic Tank 

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

Martin Luther's Septic Tank by huskyspin April 4, 2025

Surprise Marlin 

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.

Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...

Surprise Marlin by catch of the day 1968 November 27, 2009

Surprise Marlin 

When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.

i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.

Surprise Marlin by catch of the year 1947 July 9, 2009

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

Slippery Marlin by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019