Madonna 

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.

1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.

Madonna by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006

Madonna 

Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.

"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"

Madonna by Posh Birds Do It Best October 10, 2009

Madonna 

An American celebrity who is amazing at live concerts, good with writting music, OK at singing, and down-right terrible in films. Has a reputation for being an undesirable individual but that adds to her commercial success. Everyone has an opinion of her, good or bad. Will probably be the first woman over 60 to have a number 1 album. Undeniably good at what she does. Her fans are mainly gay men and divorced women and remain loyal despite having to down-size their homes to be able to afford over-priced concerts and badly edited music DVD's (either official DVD's or illegal as four main concert tours still have not been officially released). Despite confusing messages and her own admission she can be a bitch, she ultimatly appears to be a force for good.

Person 1: I saw Madonna in concert. It was amazing!
Person 2: I heard her new record and it was pretty good.
Person 1: Yeah she sung live and her voice was shit but I'd rather that than hear some dumb bimbo mimb
Person 2: Yeah she is cool, but I wouldnt like to meet her, I've heard she can be vile
Person 1: Yeah and never watch a film of hers, unless you're able to afford a new TV after you burn yours to erase the sheer shite it projected into your sitting room

Madonna by Welshman1 July 19, 2012

Madonna 

Old female singer whose time in the limelight should have burned out long time ago.

I wish Madonna would just drop out of sight.

Madonna by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

Madonna 

Arguably the skankiest piece of no talent trash to ever walk the face of the earth.

I am disgustingly ugly but I am gonna become famous like Madonna for bieng a complete skank and by taking credit for song that someone else wrote and I recorded with the money provided by a rich smut peddeling uncle of mine.

Madonna by Wifukm Yung February 13, 2010

madonna 

A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.

Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.

That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!

People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."

madonna by Mark Blue October 1, 2007

Madonna 

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.

1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.

Madonna by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008