Lincoln Log 

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

Lincoln Log by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

Lincoln log 

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

Lincoln log by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015

Lincoln Log 

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

Lincoln Log by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

north carolina lincoln log 

you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit

man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chick i met at the club

north carolina lincoln log by johnny someone January 9, 2009

Lincoln Log 

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!

Lincoln Log by lincolnlogger69er May 7, 2009

lincoln log 

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

lincoln log by phillyfolk May 16, 2010

Lincoln Log 

a roll of 100 pennies

What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.

Lincoln Log by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009