Janet 

a woman who might think about murdering you if you break up with her or annoy her.

She's aggressive and extremely weird, but her friends still love her.

Janet: jkgdhjsbvhjdsv

Her friend: What are you, a gremlin?

Janet: *stares blankly* yes.

Janet by yourmomsgay358 April 23, 2023

Janet 

Janet is the most annoying and meanest person known to man and will go out of her way to make other's feel bad also known as the devil's wife

That lady is such a Janet

Janet by Smart guy101 October 1, 2016

Janet 

A manipulative whore that does nothing but fuck with other peoples feelings. Beware she shows no remorse, Pain, Regret, or sympathy

janet is a bitch

Janet by Nonewniggas November 2, 2014

Janet 

Janet its Greg please let me see the kids on Christmas i miss them.

Janet please.

Janet by Shetookthekids December 16, 2018

janet 

To be in a rage

( janet)Hi mister webb nice flat top! ( at this point the rage occurs)

janet by manisoto March 19, 2014

Janet 

Janet is a person you want to be around during Halloween she will often scare you you is a person who will want positive energy around her she will often forget stuff she most likely the one I. The family that will turn out to be a person who will be seeing you future

Person: Hey Janet

Amy: you gonna die in 5 years

Janet by #1 john August 16, 2018

Janet 

When someone gets it horrible wrong / has a total lack of self awareness / can't tell their fingers from their toes.

Oh no! He's doing a Janet again!

Janet by LadderOperator305 April 29, 2020