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Ipswich St High 

Best school out around Ipswich ways, following behind is the BANKS (aka Redbank Plains) Ipswich St High is well known for it’s great rugby program, like everyone that plays is beast. Also has a reputation of fighting, mostly those in Year 8 - Year 11. The people that run that school obviously is the Islanders because you see them everywhere you go. Ipswich is kinda shit ngl, but you’ll learn many things there.
Boy #1: What Highschool you going to?
Boy #2: Ipswich St High
Boy #1: You going there for Rugby aye?
Boy #2: No shit, they have a good rugby program

Boy #1: Yeah the school is only known for Rugby and fighting.
Boy #2: Oh nah ghee, I already know
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Ipswich State High School 

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.
Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself

Ipswich Young Professionals

Not just young professionals in Ipswich, but the coolest people around who meetup regularly for a drink and a laugh!
Are you coming to the Ipswich young professionals group on Saturday?

No

east ipswich 

East Ipswich is a residential inner-city suburb of Ipswich, Queensland, Australia. One of the older suburbs of Ipswich city, East Ipswich is predominantly made up of weatherboard and fibro houses punctuated with larger heritage houses, and newer houso townhouses and slum flats. Often called the "best in the west" by locals.

The suburb is bordered on the north and west by two sections of the Bremer River to keep the Feral bogans out and to the south by Brisbane Road, the city's main arterial link to the Ipswich Motorway goat track.

A small set of shops on Jacaranda Street provides basic services, while several restaurants line Brisbane Road.
East Ipswich is the best in the west for liveability
east ipswich by Waynie poo February 4, 2017

Ipswitch Clamroll

To blindfold a girl, bang her doggystyle, then go out for sushi while you let your friends come in one by one and have their way with her. You take off her blindfold and eat sushi in celebration.
G: Dude, you still going out with thunder thighs?
Kyle: Nah, I gave that bitch the Ipswitch Clamroll and dumped her.
Ipswitch Clamroll by Lord Neep July 31, 2008