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Mexican hot pocket 

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.
Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk
Mexican hot pocket by randomhero565 February 27, 2009
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mexican hot fingers 

A sexual act during which the female pours Tapatio (or any vinegar based hot sauce) on her hand and fingers the male's anus.
Lisa's crazy in bed, man! Last night, she gave me the Mexican hot fingers!

Mexican hot head 

When having sex right before a girl is giving you a blow job, place some hot sauce on the head of your penis, that way she gets a mouthful of spicy sperm
Man I gave a girl a Mexican hot head and she started screaming and then bit down real hard on my dick and blood went every were

Mexican Hot Pocket 

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
Mexican Hot Pocket by Jazlez December 20, 2009

mexican hot dog 

after performing an alabama hot pocket
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips
only real hoes do mexican hot dogs
mexican hot dog by Robert J. Dole December 9, 2007

mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.
last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.
mexican hot pot by Asuh-one November 12, 2017

Ol Mexican hot finger 

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected
Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!