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Evan Healy 

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
Evan Healy by Johnson Smith inc October 30, 2021

Harry Healy 

1) To be a bomb ass nigger who gets all the bitches and hoes.

2) Verb: To harry healy: to hit it then quit it.
1) Damn dat nigger Harry Healy gets all da honeys

2) "Damn girl did dat nigger harry healy yo ass"

Super Healy 

I was so pissed off at Ben Colley I gave him a super healy.
Super Healy by littlebodrap March 16, 2008

hot lips healy 

Hot Lips Healy was an old university nickname of Kate McCann, the mother of 2007's biggest news story, Madeline McCann. Fun fact, Madeline was never called Maddie until she dissapeared. Either they changed the name to make it short and snappy, or they realised that M A D D I E is an anagram for I M D E A D
"Hot Lips Healy has a nice tan, she's been lying in The Sun all week

Jason Healy 

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
Jason Healy by jonzh October 18, 2019

matty healy 

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags
"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"
matty healy by loomisme September 27, 2023